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1: A rare species of lemur. Often found in oceans. Species breeds explosively when two are present. There is only 1 qwertyps in existence.

2: A rare disease obtained from the qwertyps species of lemur. It can only be received through sexual interaction with a qwertyps. Symptoms include extreme wart growth, decaying of ears, affection from spiders, and abnormal stomach acid fluctuations. There is no known cure.
I found a qwertyps bathing in the moonlight next to Steve's Love Shack.

I contracted qwertyps while sleeping in the underwater cavern.
by qwertyps January 03, 2013