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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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Queefburger 

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Queefburger by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007

Queefburger 

When one queefs on a cheeseburger; similar to the term "cake fart"
I can't wait to try queefburger tonight.
Queefburger by MisterMeow11 January 17, 2017

queefburger 

n. bun+grilled queefnugget+ketchup+bun (need I say more?)

n. (slang) Also used as an insult to people of questionable backround, hygeinity, or sexual preference. Also implies that someone eats queefburgers, makes queefburgers or has a "queefburger girlfriend".
Kes: Rytas, are you cooking a queefburger?

Rytas: Why yes, i am. Want one?

Kes: Ewww.... that's gross, you queefburger! No!
queefburger by K-dog 23 March 28, 2007

qweefburger

A queff that tastes like arbys
Dude, her pussy totally tasted like a qweefburger!
qweefburger by PervertedMotherFucker February 24, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026