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Quamar
Quamar is the most renegade human you will ever meet. The real definition of his name is moon, but he won’t moon you because he is so polite. He will probably be the same height as you but looks taller because of his hair. Quamars always have a deep appreciation for tractors wherever they may be. They always keep a conversation going with their conspiracy theories that intrigue everyone even if you don’t completely understand. Quamars are fun, out going, and love watches.
Mom: Quamar is such a nice boy you should be more like him.
Child: But Quamar hangs out with girls, grodee.
Child: But Quamar hangs out with girls, grodee.
Quamangulous
Quamangulous by cSap. February 7, 2023
Dirty Quam
The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
Dirty Quam by kskeezy May 4, 2009