The amount of abuse you can take before you "Go Hulk", or explode with anger. Often used when describing what someone else did.
"When one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones finally reached his Hulk Quota." - Direct quote from cracked.com.

Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
by KazooTrouble November 28, 2010
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Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)
I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?
by G-DogPounder January 28, 2012
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a word used by a select white people in a way to make fun of negros, but also reiterating how money , definition 4 part 2, something is
yo dat tee is money and tre quotas
by jdizzle October 4, 2004
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The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.
He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.
by Foliageddoor March 15, 2014
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The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.
Guys, we can't pick up over there. It's quota time and the pigs are swarming the area.
by Sharp Kink November 27, 2010
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1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 25, 2010
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A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.
I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.
by Skazfest September 23, 2011
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