A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
by Compsci May 08, 2005
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The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat
son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful
by stbjb March 29, 2011