docking a quimbsby 

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

docking a quimbsby by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

quimby 

The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.

Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.

quimby by mr. re-run October 5, 2011

Quimby Country 

Pure happiness.

I'm going to Quimby Country!

Quimby Country by CatsEatFood November 29, 2011

quimby sniffer 

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.

I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.

quimby sniffer by the quicker sniffer stiffer March 4, 2011

quimby 

A goon, a nameless, faceless, part of a gang. A hanger-on, a sidekick of a more outspoken, charismatic bully.

Take the classic movie, "Surf Ninjas:"
"Dude, who were those quimbies in the camo pajamas?"

quimby by Rockin' Dave May 13, 2005

quimby 

Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.

My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.

quimby by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010

Quimby 

a righteous soul, one who knows whats good; Someone with many ideas.

What are we going to do today quimby?

Quimby by James Cash Barrett March 17, 2008