quelle surprise 

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

quelle surprise by aigh January 1, 2009

Michael Qunell

The Big Man ~ father, counselor, poet, scholar. Women all love him. Men want to be him.

Yeah, Chuck Norris is great and all, but he's no Michael Qunell!

Michael Qunell by csm0004 November 6, 2011

quellazaire 

a cigarette holder

a cigarette accessory, commonly used in the early 1900's, generally by women to hold/filter cigarettes. This device is sometimes used to keep smoke off of the hands, and prevent yellowing of the fingers

She affixed the quellazaire to her clove cigarette.

quellazaire by bloodyeclipse27 September 25, 2007

Quelling 

Snorting seroquel to come down after being high too long on an upper like meth amphetamines.

Man, I been up for a week I need to do some quelling so I can sleep this off.

Quelling by Sherri Lynn Anglin July 13, 2016

quelle fuck!?! 

what the fuck; franglais... french and english

BAM!! SNAP!! POP!!
"quelle fuck!?!"

quelle fuck!?! by Noodle Brains May 14, 2005

quell 

to crush; subdue, to quiet; allay

quell by Destinee Thornton October 21, 2003

quell fish

The term usually given to a Rainbow fish from Krypton like off the Superman Series who goes round quelling the danger of nearby foes in the ocean...(Like Nemo)

Oh my god Adam you quell end
Oh he Quelled The Danger
Woah Adam you Jedi
Quell Your Mum blud
quell fish bitch

quell fish by Kyle Of The Dragon Squad June 24, 2010