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quazoosl 

When someone is so good looking they become intimidating, originated from the scrabble skit on the sketch show.
Mack and Vine are playing Scrabble and Mack begins a conversation by announcing that he went on a date the previous night. When asked by Vine how the date went, Mack replies "Nice girl, bit quazoosl". He then goes on to explain "you know, quazoosl - when someone is so good looking they become intimidating". He then gives an example stating that Liz Hurley would qualify as quazoosl. When the conversation finishes Mack asks whose turn it is and when Vine tells him it is his, he knowingly replies "Is it really?" and unsurprisingly all his letters spell "quazoosl".
quazoosl by whatsupimphil July 12, 2009
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The gunk build-up in the corners of one's mouth or the smeared residue over the lips of one who chews gum or uses snus.
This moist bag has left a ton of quazzle 'round me chops!
quazzle by Zebra2374 April 4, 2019
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Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021
the act of bullshitting stories that there is no way can be true
we could defiantly tell luke was quazzin when he tried to tell us about his run in with the cops.
quazzin by wink6311 January 13, 2010

Quazwoffel 

Drinking game for non-drinking game people. Involves those on the sidelines while the real games are taking place; empty beer bottle in your non-dominant hand topped with a ping-pong ball, and your full(current) beer in your dominant hand. Drink away and try not to drop the ball.
" Hey bud, let's rock some Quazwoffel! "
Quazwoffel by "Mikey Capshots" September 28, 2009
1) An Australian who does not get enough love and caring, and therefore proceeds to release their rage in online video games.
2) One who constantly attempts to look like the superior in any situation possible
3) A person who can not get any lovin' in real life, so they try to get cyborz online
"OY, NICE SHOULDERS. WANNA FUCK?"
"No thanks. You're Quazord."
Quazord by Notroxos December 22, 2008
Person 1- what are you doing?
Person 2- I'm having a mighty quazzal
Person 1- what an earth is that?
Person 2- watch and see
Person 1- hmm interesting, but how do you quazzal without making a mess?
Person 2- using a quazzal tray of course... or a quazzal bib will suffice