Quarp is a substitute curse word, used to clean up language so that one can keep out of trouble due to their surroundings.
1) QUARP!! I stubbed my toe

2) You Quarp, I just fixed that :(
by Veronica Schoen April 1, 2008
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A person who's oblivious and just all in all annoying.
His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.
by Via Obsessed December 8, 2020
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