An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.
Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."