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A humorous substitute for "pilot," often used within the aviation community. Many believe the obviously incorrect spelling is meant to be the humor itself, but the word actually comes from an anonymous user operating under the username "PyloteP6" who would often write comments online on proposed FAA Advisory Circulars around 2012. These comments would detail supposed outrageous practices the user had witnessed during his career as an airline pilot, and would frequently try to "expose" the aviation industry by claiming that pilots were frequently intoxicated in the cockpit, that sexual favors were required to get top airline positions, and that being anally raped was widely considered a rite of passage for flight attendants.

The term is now most commonly used on the Reddit forum r/shittyaskflying, where users substitute "pilot" for "pylote" as a way of mocking fellow pilots or signalling their participation in the niche aviation humor.
"For some reason, the girl at the bar was not impressed when I told her I was a pylote."

"For pylotes, the alcohol rule is '8 hours, bottle to throttle.' That means that after 8 hours of heavy drinking, the bottle turns into a throttle."
Pylote by Squad Breeder March 23, 2022
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peyote orgasm 

when an orgasm is so good you immediately fall into a state of semi-conscious hallucinogenic bliss.
"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."

or,

"hey, what happened... did i black out?"

"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
peyote orgasm by polarpig October 7, 2009
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Don Peyote 

Someone who leads you on a fantastic, most likely impossible and quite possibly fatal drug-induced quest for more drugs.
When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.
Don Peyote by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008

Pyotr Panovich 

Term for a Russian/Eastern European male who although claims to be straight, dresses otherwise and often looks similar to a spritely elf or dare I say "Peter Pan". He may not be wearing tights persay, but he might as well be.
Yana, stop hitting on Pyotr Panovich.
Pyotr Panovich by douchebagovna September 12, 2009
A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.
Living in Peotone is like living in Hell
Peotone by nikki191919 November 7, 2011
An amazing girl who likes to have fun. Usually has amazing eyes and beautiful hair. Guys (and girls) tend to like her and as a bonus shes gorgeous. Dont mess with her or you better watch your back. Have different sides like skittles, so you can taste her freaking rainbow.
Guy 1: Dudeee, have you seen Pyetra?

Girl 1: Shes daaamn sexy.

Guy 2: Yeaa, wish i was her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Wish I was her girlfriend
Pyetra by heyfrend February 1, 2020

Peyote Ugly 

A human being so repugnant that no amount of mind altering substances could possibly make them attractive.
Peyote Ugly by Jburkett85 September 19, 2011