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put together 

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.
Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.
put together by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

put together 

A slang term used to explain that someone has either been taken advantage of or ripped off or has been made to look foolish.
You paid 150 dollars for a fake Rolex? And you knew it was fake? You just got put together!
put together by erGONOMic May 18, 2008

Meth and cocaine put together 

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'
"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

Put the puzzle together dipshit 

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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