put on a wig

To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.

Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.

by Kittridge October 15, 2008

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

I'd put a wig on her

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009