b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way
c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
b) "Baby, I love you so much eyes brimming with tears, that I just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading "dream," "hope," "future," "forever;" the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.
"Yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. But how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you fucking grow a set already."
c) "Paul Wesley is NOT a pussybooger," said the pussybooger.