pursuit of happiness
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"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson
he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
pursuit of happiness by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
life liberty and the pursuit of happiness
life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we should settle for less there are wise words enterprising man quote em don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote em
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But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
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But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
life liberty and the pursuit of happiness by a random hamilton fan January 22, 2020
Pursuit of Happiness
When your fucking a girl in the ass "doggy-style" and doing the rubik's cube simultaneously and you must finish the cube before you cum.
Oh my god, after the SAT, I pursued happiness to the greatest extent possible with Marissa.(transitive verb)
After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.
After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.
Pursuit of Happiness by steve gross December 15, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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