Purrfection 

A feline's definition of perfection. Food, water, shelter, and love. Humans as well use it to describe their life.

The girl was cuddled in right next to her soulmate, as he whispered how he loved her so much, she thought to herself, "This is purrfection."

Purrfection by Twocats February 22, 2009

purrer 

A cat, so called because... well... it purrs.

Look at that little purrer! I'd better nose it now. (Cat runs off closely pursued by would-be noser)

purrer by El Noso Blanco September 10, 2006

purrvert 

A cat that enjoys watching people have sex.

My cat's a total purrvert. Every time I give my girl a hot carl she's right there watching.

purrvert by getac2 September 18, 2012

Purpees 

The next level of discomfort (and color) after ‘blue balls’.

“Hey, how you doing buddy”?
“Ok, but gotta nasty case of the purpees”

“Damn, good luck with that”

Purpees by Sir Dylan January 15, 2021

puréed gays 

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.

"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."

puréed gays by daughterofmrincredible January 22, 2021

Tuna puree 

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

Tuna puree by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

PurrSephoné 

She is A local Syracuse Ny Drag Queen, that has autism, a sickening performer, a drive for fame/success, and a eclectic taste for animal prints✨

That’s “PurrSephoné” killing it.

PurrSephoné by anonymous November 23, 2021