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1.
subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!
by snake vargas February 09, 2006
 
2.
subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.
by jim parker February 10, 2006
 
3.
a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.
you purple mustache come back here!
by 2paq April 04, 2006