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Dr. Popsicle 

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock
1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"
Dr. Popsicle by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Rat popsicle 

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.
Rat popsicle by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled 

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
meat popsicle by Cap'n S January 29, 2006

Jizz Popsicle 

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.
His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.
Jizz Popsicle by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

Pepsickler 

A soda machine that doesn't give you your coke after you put over 5 dollars of cash for a 35 cent soda and yet it still does not give you your desirable beverage.And then,after you leave saying "fuck that shit" someone else comes and your soda pops out and they take it.
Jon-"That fucking machine is a pepsickler,i have no goddamn money now"
Brad-"Dude that was smooth"

Random person comes and takes soda
Pepsickler by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008