Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.
What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
(MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.
To kick an object as far and hard as possible
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!
To have a bet.
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!
To 'have a punt' means to bet prospectively on something that probably won't win.
"What so you think Shergar is coming in at Cheltenham?"
"Not really, but I'll have punt on that"
"That stuck up bitch over there only sleeps with guys who have at least 10 grand in their pocket and a diamond bed to sleep on"
"Fuck mate, have a punt, if it don't work out, nothing lost."
throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)
Jock 1: you still with Jessica
Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away
to buy time, delay
This is likely in reference to football (American) where a punt after possession is used to keep the opposing team from scoring for as long as possible.
Person A: Why did you turn them down?
Person B: I was punting! They were trying to force me into a bad deal.