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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Phunkers 

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.
OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
Phunkers by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006
Slang name for underpants in the 1980s, widely used by school pupils throughout Tayside.
"Oh eh, he shat e's punders"

Said person was afraid and defecated into his underpants.
punders by PK & AT September 29, 2007
One who falls into the label of the punk scene. Traditional punkers wore 501 levis or tight plad pants known as bondage trousers. They usually have their hair in some sort of spike form, be it "Plain spikes", a 'hawk or liberty spikes, although the hair can be anything, these are the most popular. Most punkers are againts "Selling out", the act of giving into main stream things, such as buying high priced clothes or being "trendy". To day, being a "Punker" dosent have the same meaning that it did 30 years ago. Most "Punkers" to day will buy high priced "Punker clothes" at trendy stores or with hold the "Fuck the goverment and society" idea.
"Most punkers today would'nt know what punk is if the Sex pistols walked up and kicked them in the ass"
punker by Usernames Suck December 27, 2003

Punters pub 

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.
Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next
Punters pub by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009
It was obvious she did not shave or trim her pubic before donning her swimsuit because stray puskers were showing! Gross!
puskers by Nikki G December 20, 2006