Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.
Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!
Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!
Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!
Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!
Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!
Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!
Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!
Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
by braddelcat November 8, 2009