punjabi

Usually drives a taxi and is of Indian decent. Breath smells of curry and hot spices.
Also known as Pundi for short

Check out that Punjabi, eating his curry like there's no tomorrow.

by Titan Dee July 9, 2006

Punjabied

A state of intoxication in which you are drunk enough to stop at an all night indian deli, which is probably called something like Punjabi's. Pronounced Poon-job-e-d.

I was punjabied last night.

by skutch21 January 21, 2007

punjabi

a stinky Indian also know as a puni or pungi. Known for working at 7-11 and dancing all stupid to gay music.

Man I can't believe you let Tony sleep on our couch, now it stinks like curry in this bitch! Damn punjabi.

by BkShoota October 13, 2005

Punjabi

Punjabi is actually the native language from Punjab. But im going to revise it a little. Like a hand job, the punjabi is a hand job for women. So for all of you finger blasters out there, its now PUNJABI!!!!

Man at the movies last night I gave my girlfriend a Punjabi!!

No shit!!

Yea, finger blasted the hell out of her.

by Big Country 24 May 10, 2009

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

Punjabi Revenge

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018