The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.
I would like to hole punch my partner later today.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
by runswithscissor August 7, 2019
We were hole punching all day long!
by Bölima November 3, 2007
Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
by imaginative wal August 4, 2007
by Hobby-less December 27, 2016
When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.
There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.
by Endrolarson October 29, 2015
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 8, 2007
An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013