by redickulos April 24, 2011
A drink of epic proportions consisting of a massive bowl or container filled with 1 type of every energy drink in a given gas station or quickmart spiked with Caffeine pills. WARNING: If this is your first or second time trying Puma YOU ARE A LOT MORE TIRED THAN YOU REALIZE DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE I WARN YOU NOW!!!
I drank some fucking awesome Puma (Liquid Energy) last night and was able to stay up so I got laid 3 extra times. PUMA!
by Unsaidpaper July 13, 2011
by Losman94 October 19, 2010
by Puma Mana 12 August 21, 2017
Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 12, 2019