pumpin puma penis

a mixture of monster, cocaine, and redbull boiled to 10 celcious an then cooled to slushie consistensy to create....

PUMPIN PUMA PENIS ENERGY DRINK

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by ASS CASTER July 15, 2021

Puma-d (Pumard)

When someone gains from another’s misfortune, with the intent to gain

Joe: Someone changed my name on fortnite and I can’t change it back.
Beth: I did. I’m now reservedpuma36. You just got puma-d (pumard).

by Reservedpuma35 May 31, 2019

puma, panther....cougar

The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status

Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"

Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.

by woodypriscilla September 2, 2009

Fist Deep In Puma

When you stick your entire fist into a girl's vagina.

At first I was fingering her, and then before I knew it I was fist deep in puma!

by Araspion September 3, 2008

Fuck Me Pumas

n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.

I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.

by eaterofdicks September 4, 2015

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.

I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

by Kryweeze May 19, 2009

Track Suit Puma Daddy

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.

1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019