pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.

Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"

by Mike Beardman September 1, 2014

Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

by LazyGabe June 5, 2015

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

by girlgabe April 4, 2013

to stop giving a single shit about life in general

(person1)yo dude school sucks

(person 2) dude, you need to pull a Gabe

by Fatboiferp February 22, 2019

Drinking a mason jar of moonshine by your self

by ChrissyG25 September 9, 2017

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

The act of doing something very stupid with very little thought. The more retarded what you do is, the bigger the Gabe you pull.

by Wicked washcloth February 4, 2022