The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

Pujols by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

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pubonics

the art and skill that is shaving off your pubic hair or grooming your pubic area.

Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.

pubonics by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

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Pujolsesque

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

Pujolsesque by an old lady September 4, 2009

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puñon

a person that follows a popular person around to be seen or to get popular.
usually wears clout goggles and sits at the same lunch table as girls.

“whos that?”
“oh its just my puñon.”
“oh ok.”

puñon by a10mar June 11, 2018

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