an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009
by StevieKay January 24, 2003