Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 15, 2008

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 28, 2009

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021