puddin' gut 

A term used to describe someone who is fat or has a large stomach. Short for "pudding gut", meaning you must've eaten too much pudding and now you have a large gut.

Hey puddin' gut, haven't you already eaten today?

puddin' gut by Geraldine Williams May 30, 2006

gut pudding 

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

gut pudding by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

gut pudding 

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

gut pudding by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Puddinguettler 

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

Puddinguettler by PalominoMare January 13, 2017

puddington

A globe-trotting dude

Hey there's Puddington!

puddington by Arenapuz July 11, 2011

Puddingteilchen 

A German pastry filled with custard. Used to talk about pretty women.

»Ey, hast du das geile Puddingteilchen gesehen?«

(“Hey, did you see that awesome pudding cake?”)

Puddingteilchen by stefan1978 October 15, 2024

Puddingteilchen 

💅🧁 Term for quota-filled women in public service, e.g. policewomen. Usually miscast, who are obviously incompetent. Women who stand at a terrorist attack with MP5s but don't have a magazine in them, or who are so cowardly and weak that they can't manage to overpower a single naked, unarmed nutcase with 12 policemen.

The term comes from the fact that in Ehrenfeld, Cologne many of these fat, incompetent quota policewomen go to the bakery to get "pudding pastries" during their lunch break.

“Ey, siehst du die Puddingteilchen da drüben schon wieder in der Mittagspause beim Bäcker was zum Naschen holen?” (“Hey, do you see those pudding cakes over there getting something to snack on at the bakery during their lunch break again?”)

Puddingteilchen by stefan1978 November 25, 2024