public whistler

noun. A person of glass-half-full mentality who feels compelled to whistle in public areas such as elevators, shopping malls, university campuses, office buildings, trains, etc. Usually despised by those s/he encounters, unless said person is actually good at whistling.

verb. public whistling

A guy that used to live on my floor was a real public whistler.

by Thel200ster March 21, 2007