Now, I can only speak for public schools in Florida, but I think *most* other states' educational systems loosely follow this pattern.

Public schools are schools which are controlled and funded (or underfunded, depending on how you think about it) by the government. They are usually piss poor and lots of kids can't even read by the fifth grade. Many public schools are a travesty of education and a stain on our fine country. In addition to making kids stupid, they breed politically correct nonsense like a disease. They are filled with violence and many children are transformed into skanky hoes who can't remember having virginity. Any parent worth their beans will send their child to a private school. I know MY children will never set foot into a public school!
Ewww...a public school? Well, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest!

Public school kid: Holy cow! You are wearing a shirt from Lacoste and seem to be reading a book!
Private school kid: Why, yes I am.
Public school kid: This indicates both money AND intelligence! You go to a private school don't you!
by interruptive_cow January 08, 2006
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A place where miserable under paid teacherse dwell. A place where depressed,angry,violent,gangbanging youth reside during the hours of 9am to 3pm. They teach you alot of stuff that doesnt really help you with alot of stuff.
and refuse to air condition classrooms during hot garbage smelling summers, while they're staff rooms and offices are spotless clean and nice and cool.
I went to public school all my life and learned all the wrong things from my friends and teachers.
by FEVER October 06, 2005
In Britain this is a private school. In other words you pay to attend. Many are boarding schools. The pupils are well off ,well spoken and very British. Common sports played are rugby, hockey(field) and lacrosse.
Gordonstoun, Harrow. Eton.
by Knoxa August 11, 2005
Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.
The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
a mini ghetto in one building. the only people who go through a public school without getting the shit beat out of them once are nerds.
Fuck you fhn. how the hell do people avoid putting the definition in the example? public school
by adam hussey November 07, 2006
An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A place where kids are taught to hate anyone who doesn't conform Christians, homeschoolers, nerds, where nothing is expected of them, and where kids learn about stds, sex, and little else.
1. I'm from a public school. I've been trained what to believe what I'm told about everything, from evolution to politics. "Thinking for yourself"? What's that?
by Lewis1203405 December 19, 2006
More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.
John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.
by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

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