pubic's cube

A square shaped bush on a woman that is dyed in the pattern of a Rubiq's cube. If you're able to manipulate it so that it turns one color, the woman will no doubt be turned on and ready to have a sexual encounter with you. It was first seen in a portable toilet at a Van Halen concert in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1986. Ken Burns is in the process of finishing a 10 part PBS documentary about the history and cultural significance of the pubic's cube.

stoner: "dude Katie is hot and all, but her bush is dyed all sorts of colors and shit, it's fuckin weird."
friend of stoner: "yeah bro, sounds like she's got the old pubic's cube going on down there."

pubic's cube by Johnny Goodboy October 30, 2007

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Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

Pubic's Cube by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

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pubics cube

Slang term for a vagina derived from the popular 80's puzzle named Rubik's cube that was shaped like a box and difficult to solve. A complicated pubic box.

I can solve your pubics cube in less than a minute.

pubics cube by vuch April 12, 2004

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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