Snail's pube 

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

Snail's pube by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011

gnat's pube 

Microscopic unit of measurement that is a fraction of a knats cock and a gnat's ass. Most often used to describe a precision that is much finer than is actually required.

Damnit, Paul! We need to drill that hole within a gnat's pube of the mark or the whole project will go tits up.

gnat's pube by UrbanRuss May 15, 2008

Rubik's pube 

Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner

Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.

Rubik's pube by von groovy May 10, 2019

Elton's Sticky Pube  

A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.

I opened up FHM this month and there was Elton's Sticky Pube covering Sadowitz.

Elton's Sticky Pube by murdo83 July 19, 2007

He’s on Pube 

Refers to a when a player shoots and enemy out doesn’t complete the kill and calls out to his team mates “he’s on pube”

Boys he’s so low he’s on pube

He’s on Pube by He’s on Pube March 1, 2020

Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Fist Full of Pubes by Genitalien August 1, 2020