psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychological dickhead by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

psychoholic

Term used to describe hardcore White Zombie fans. Taken from the old White Zombie psychoholics anonymous fan club.

You dropped $1000 for an original copy of Gods on Voodoo Moon? You're a hardcore fucking psychoholic man.

psychoholic by psychoholicslag August 3, 2009

Psychological Video 

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.

Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Psychological Video by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 7, 2020

Psychological Warfare

To achieve their objectives, the planners of psychological warfare campaigns first attempt to gain total knowledge of the beliefs, likes, dislikes, strengths, weaknesses, and vulnerabilities of the target population. According to the CIA, knowing what motivates the target is the key to a successful PSYOP.

the use of propaganda or other psychological warfare means to influence or confuse the thinking, undermine the morale, etc. of an enemy or opponent

Psychological Warfare by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

psychologically smart 

An adjective used to recognize intellectual feats of strength of particular individuals who have acquired the big brain.

Smart Friend: "They are simply using their victim card to garner sympathy from everyone else. Although this is a common manipulation tactic perpetrated in online communities that doesn't mean we have to sit idly by while our fellow man fall victim to these sea witches."
You: "Wow you're psychologically smart aren't you?"

psychologically smart by Sooser December 22, 2019

Psychohyperglycemia 

a mental condition in which a person believes s/he has abnormally high levels of blood sugar without having any real physical symptoms; a person diagnosed with the state or condition of psychohyperglycemia is called psychohyperglycemic

Barbara's psychohyperglycemia keeps her from enjoying her life as much as she could.

Because Bill believes he has high blood sugar, but really does not, his psychiatrist labeled him as psychohpyerglycemic.

Psychohyperglycemia by Dr. K. L. Burke June 20, 2007