Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

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psasian

Someone who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

"That girl suffers from PSAS. She is a Psasian"

psasian by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

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Karina Pasian

A young vocalist who is pretty talented for her age but no Whitney Houston as many claim her to be. Signed to Def Jam records by Jay-Z in 2006, but has yet to really release anything. (?) She plays piano and makes sure to take pictures with every single famous person that she encounters. Her parents and family use her at every opportunity to meet famous people and take pictures as well. Probably won't get very far, sadly enough, considering the fact that her family will probably spend all her money.

That girl Karina Pasian has met EVERY single person in the R&B music world...and has hundreds of pictures to prove it. But where is her album? Sex sells, so Def Jam is just waiting for her to turn 17 so they can sex her up.

Karina Pasian by B. Robinson June 21, 2007