psionic handjob 

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

psionic handjob by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017