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Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.
Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.
by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005