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1.
Amusingly fake-sexy. See: Busted Tees ad, to right. Assuming a sexy pose that is not actually sexy and is usually humorous.
Look at her largish boobs and smirk with that weird T-shirt logo! That is so pseudosexy.

Brad Pitt, Gerard Butler, and Johnny Depp are most definitely not pseudosexy.
by Emmacakes March 04, 2009