Protein Shake

(Noun) A misnomer for a hook up. Or a girl coming over to have sexy time.

Come over and make me a Protein Shake.

by Pookey Tayshwan Rios July 13, 2008

Divine Protein Shake

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.

"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

by notgaybtw March 23, 2021

Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.

"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

by bekim March 5, 2012

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by March 18, 2021

rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.

I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.

by true imagination June 5, 2009

special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018