procaffination 

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

procaffination by Rikstir February 5, 2014

procaffinator 

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

procaffinator by madel97 April 29, 2016

procaffinate 

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

procaffinate by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

poonmuffin 

a girls vagina when she is overly large and her vagina hangs over her underwear resembling a muffin

ew gross i bet that ones a poonmuffin!

poonmuffin by DOUG LEIKUM May 14, 2006

Pudmuffin 

Vagina.
Code word for vagina.

Would you like to have at my pudmuffin?

Pudmuffin by Pudmuffin Master March 22, 2009

Profaffinating 

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.

Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating

Profaffinating by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018

pouffing 

the sensation one gets from taking pharmacetical drugs.it is quiet pleasent but sometimes followed by slight naseau.

(after taking 3 vicoden) "dude, im sooo pouffing"

pouffing by Lkizzle April 21, 2006