promasterbate

v. Killing time by masterbating
"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
by tencia beast February 19, 2008
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promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.
My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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