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The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 02, 2011