A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.
During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.
by ferrdog April 11, 2008
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