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1.
Doing something productive while taking a dump; a way of multitasking on the toilet
Dude 1: get the fuck outta the bathroom man, its been an hour!!
Dude 2: dude chill the fuck out... im being produmptive, im almost done with this paper
by j-rod-deezy May 01, 2007