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to be able to believe the truth of the holy bible for ten generations and hence enter the congregation of the Lord
that is the catolic religion. the safest way to enter heaven i am a catholic and i believe in god i will fulfil my duties to god so that i can sit at his table
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| 2. | presbyterian church | ||
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the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights
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| 3. | uniting church | ||
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the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth. i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
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| 4. | Morman | ||
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the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners
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| 5. | catholic | ||
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The branch of Chrisianity in which all the prodestant braches can be traced to. We follow the pope as the closest living man to God. We belive that there is three persons (Father, Son and the Holy Spirit/Ghost) in one God. Catholics follow the example of Saints and ask them to interces to God and pray for us. We do not worship Mary and the Saints, we just emulate them and ask to pray for us as they are in the full presence of God in Heaven. We celbrate the Eucharist by consuming Christ's body and blood (REPRESENTED by the bread and wine). We believe that if you are truly sorry, you can be forgiven of any sin, if you are not sorry when you ask forgivness, that's basically another sin. Being comprised of humans, the Church is subject to fault like the Inqusitions. Catholics have been persecuted throughout history by the Romans and many militant, extremist Prodestants. Most negative things said about the Catholic Church is just plain lies or misunderstood practices.
Supposedly, Catholics are against homosexuals, say everyone is going to hell, have no maorals, extremely conservative, pagans etc. In reality, Catholics are tolerant, moral people. Alot of the negative things said about Catholics being intolerant etc are true of many evangelical protestants. So many people make wild accustions out of sometimes unfounded, blind hatred for the Catholic religeon.
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| 6. | prodiban | ||
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Prodestant Christian Fundamentalists of the North of Irelands Bible belt. Often claim that the world is only 6000 years old. This belief is founded on the work of James Ussher. Many also believe that the giants causeway of North Antrim was formed after the biblical flood experienced by Noah in the bible. Many of the prodiban also believe that Catholics on grounds of their Popery should not be allowed the right to vote. Followers of the Free Presbyterian Churchare members of the prodiban
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| 7. | Hun | ||
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a protestant from Northern Ireland, usually more educated than the average taig and normally aren't as millyish.
Support Rangers, Hate Celtic, Usually broad minded, Prod Schools are normally better. King William of Orange 1690, Protestant and the Pope even new he was the better candidate. 12th of July, get to Belfast Fucking Class Aye all those Huns go round Belfast having a class time on the 12th
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