Beat the Protestant 

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.

Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

Beat the Protestant by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019

Protestant Ratism 

Protestant Ratism is the less structured form of Ratism. It is believed that the Rat is the true Deity but after further investigation, it is found that the original Ratist Texts are not confidential and invalid. This is shown in the different terms used for a place of worship, for example, "The Church of Rat" and "Ratist House of Prayer". It is said that there are buildings for prayer but there is indeed not. The Ratists almost always pray at a home shrine or drawn picture.

The Protestant Ratists believe in true equality, this is shown in how the members all worship together. There are no ranks among the Protestant Ratists, the Mother Rat shows everyone the same amount of love and respect. We worship on the sacred days, Monday and Thursday for that is when the Mother Rat arose from the Cesspool.

I'm am apart of Protestant Ratism, deal with it.

Protestant Ratism by Sneeze88 October 14, 2020

protestant fuckbucket 

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

protestant fuckbucket by Aildaris September 21, 2017

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant? by Fasters December 1, 2022

KRM Protestation 

The KRM (Kevin Rights Movement) is an international movement supporting the rights of Kevin Manfredi-Zayas, who is often mistreated and brutalized. He is an eighth-grader as of May 2022 and gets sent to the office. He must be set free.

Kevin is in the office today again, like always. Does the school support the KRM Protestation?

KRM Protestation by Kevinlover29 May 20, 2022

submarine protestant 

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

submarine protestant by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

Protestantism 

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

Protestantism by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020