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1.
A penis piercing located upon the shaft. It is quite the impressive ordeal that women (especially those with large badunkadonks) think is appetizing. If you add bling to your piercing you may be accepted in secret societies and loved by all.
He was sooooooo good in bed like his prince arthur made my muff go out of control.
by agangstamuffdivin skank October 16, 2010