Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.

The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.

by Jenna333 August 8, 2006

pleb el primo

/el-prEEmo/

A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.

You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!

by Kendal Boy March 9, 2008

Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.

Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.

by monkeydicksuckerlikingit August 8, 2008

primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.

wow my son has an primo net worth!

by con"eriba February 25, 2022

little primo

A street reference to a pussy ass Mexican that Definitely don't want no smoke at all period.

Ay man looka that Mexican runnin . Yea son that nigga a Little primo

by Ron.street6 block March 19, 2017

Clapios Primo

An undeveloped character in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. Originally Clapios Primo was to be implemented in the Fort and has a quest called “One Clap Two Clap You Clapped” but little is known about this quest. Unfortunately since Clapios Primo was cut fairly early on in development, many voice lines were cut.

Setting: The Fort
Courier: Who are you?
Clapios Primo: Ave, true to chase Caesar.

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021