Presbian 

Used to refer to the girls of Presentation High School in Willow Glen, CA. Presbians are typically sluts that get around a lot with both sexes (emphasis on the both). Presbians will often engage in sexual acts during school hours in the bathrooms and otherwise. Bellarmine boys like to hook up with Presbians but will always end up taking a Notre Dame girl to meet their mother. Presbians have a tendency to dress in an identical manner to mixers.

See that Presbian over there in the pink shirt and matching knee socks sucking face?
Which one? There are so many!

Presbian by NotreDyke&Proud November 12, 2009

Presbyterrific 

Very fun, exciting and wonderful, as long as Presbyterians are/were present. Joy and mirth had, often unexpectedly, in a Presbyterian setting.

I'm Jewish, but I went home with my girlfriend to celebrate Christmas with her family, and we had a Presbyterrific time!

Presbyterrific by TheAngryGrammarian January 18, 2012

Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.

DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

Presbytarian High School by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021

Poopy Presty 

A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.

OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!

Poopy Presty by serotonin November 10, 2006

presbylutheranism 

full name: the western branch of American reform Presbylutheranism. The protestant denomination which the Simpsons as well as most other Springfieldianites belong to. The term is employed by Catholics to poke fun at the tendency of protestant denominations to multiply exponentially, and to highlight these denominations' homogeneity compared to the ancient tradition of the Apostolic Churches both Western and Eastern.

I attend St. Basil's, but all my friends are protestant... I don't know what denomination, presbylutheranism, I guess, they all look the same to me.

presbylutheranism by sambarnes February 11, 2008

Presbo 

Derogatory name for a follower of the presbyterian faith.

Those presbos are the frozen chosen.

Presbo by Oifaye August 23, 2011

Lake grove Presbyterian Church 

Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.

Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story

Lake grove Presbyterian Church by 503.Portland.971 December 30, 2021