Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

premostake 

1. An acronym like combination of words used to categorize a complicated persona- PRep EMO gangSTA fAKE
(not defined as a wannabe)

2. A being who listens to rap/rock/techno, wears the occasional Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, but shops at Pac Sun, Zumiez, and HotTopic. Plays the guitar. Isn't phased by them ghetto people, and may even speak ghetto.
(combinations may vary, as long as the for categoric labels are worked in somehow)

"We're damn fine Premostakes"

"Alex is the newest member of the Premostake clan"

premostake by KaMike November 18, 2006

Preposterated 

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.

"I am so Preposterated!"

Preposterated by silversquirrel August 25, 2009

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

sandbox proposal by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

preposterone 

preposterous amounts of testosterone

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II

preposterone by formotherrussia December 24, 2007